Searching For Shakira Ripoll

Has anyone else noticed that Shakira has been a top search term on Google for about the past week or so? Puzzling. As far as I can tell she hasn't been doing anything new or particularly newsworthy.

Huh. 

It's as if the internet is collectively wondering : Hey, what happened to that girl that used entertain us by pasting together cornball sexual notions in which something was inevitably lost in translation? The girl who named her album "Oral Fixation", sang "Underneath My Clothes" and penned probably one of my all-time favorite lyrics: "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."(Where is the Thomas Guide when you need it?)

Suddenly Susan Totally Michael, a new-ish artist featured in Tokion's Fall Issue, might be one of the people Googling Shakira. The Indiana native (that's him pictured above) has a self-titled album out (through IHEARTCOMIX) and in the video below does a little dance tribute to Shaki's hit Hips Don't Lie.

Totally Michael places a high priority on fun (again, see picture above) and sometimes invites his audience to participate in Drill Team vs. Cheerleader competitions at his shows.  A couple of songs by Totally Michael below; the second one is NSFW.